eeveez:

eeveez:

egg-tampon:

god I’m horny

"hello horny, im god"

image

summerlilac:

Arthur Parton
[American painter, 1842-1914]

queenoftheimps:

FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.

maudelynn:

The Haunted Dollhouse~ 

via http://www.otterine.com

(I want this so very much) 

An Infinite List of Favorite Collections - Ashi Studio F/W 2015 Haute Couture

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

freecie:

if you put “man” at the end of any sentence its AUTOMATICALLY platonic

"i love you, man."

"stay with me forever, man."

"fuck me hard in the ass, man."

anon challenge » gif the moment you started shippin it.

YoonJae / 윤재 / 允在 / ユンジェ

thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything